Regina Phalange

on wednesdays we wear pink

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(via rachkin)

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via der-regenbogen)

mydeaddog:

can apple computers like… . ….u know.… .….  ., ., , ., …not be $1,000

(Source: hklj420, via crystallized-teardrops)

enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

(via rachkin)

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes, via rachkin)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via rachkin)